Step 1
Upload the evidence
Drop in a photo, dating bio, LinkedIn profile, or resume. Roastcard finds the material hiding in plain sight.
AI-powered ego damage
Turn your profile into shareable damage.
Upload a photo, bio, LinkedIn profile, or resume. Roastcard turns it into a savage, genuinely funny meme card ready for the group chat.
One free roast every day. No credit card required.
The founder promise
01
Actually funny
Written for a laugh, not padded with generic AI filler.
02
Built to share
Every result lands as a polished card, not a wall of text.
03
Your control
Choose the source, intensity, and style before the first punchline.
From cringe to content
Give us the setup. Get the punchline.
Roastcard handles the writing and the design so your only job is deciding where to post the evidence.
Step 2
Choose your damage
Pick a roast style, from blunt career coach to kitchen-nightmare energy, and set how hard the joke should hit.
Step 3
Share the card
Get a polished meme-style card built for group chats, feeds, stories, and professional self-owning.
For events that need a line around the block.
Launch a branded Roast Me link or kiosk and turn laughs into opted-in leads.
Pick your burn rate
Free to try. Cheap to obsess over.
Daily Burn
For casual self-destruction
$0
- 1 roast every day
- Photo, profile, bio, or resume
- Share-ready card
- Small Roastcard watermark
Best value
Unfiltered
For people with resilient group chats
$4.99 / month
- Unlimited roasts
- No Roastcard watermark
- Custom roast styles and voices
- Fresh cards whenever inspiration strikes
Event Roast
For brands, conferences, and launches
Custom
- Branded Roast Me link or kiosk
- Custom card treatment
- Lead capture flow
- Activation support
Before you get cooked
Reasonable questions. Unreasonable answers.
Your ego volunteered
Post something funnier than another selfie.
Upload the material, choose the heat, and leave with a roast worth sharing.
Make my Roastcard